The Sheriff Who Sexted With a Badge

Moss (00:01) Hi, you have tuned in to bite this. This is a short form podcast intended to be a sounding board for discoveries I make in the news cycle and things that I think the right wing of our religious government, which is not supposed to be a thing, is trying to spread lies and

They're the factors of fake news, although they're the ones that coined the phrase. So we're here to talk about hypocrisy today under the power and subjugation pillar of this podcast. and this one happens to be sourced in a little t little state called Arizona. you know Arizona is a state that has a lot of controversy, especially in electoral politics. But the

This one's really kinda interesting. this guy's a this one's about a guy named Mark Lamb. He was a sheriff there. gunslinging god toting fake Christian everything you want in a sheriff. and y you know, he's in District Five. he's running for Congress.

He he was just endorsed by Trump, no surprise, and and he won the primary. So this is the person that our Democrat, who probably isn't a fucking idiot cocksucking creep, I'm sorry, that was out loud, but it's how I feel. I don't think this guy is a cocks cocksucker. He might he might endear himself more to me if he were.

But he's a liar and he is a cheater and he is deceiving voters. And so like on every single one of these episodes, I'm gonna start with the harmed. And the harmed here are the majority LDS, Latter-day Saint voters that reside in District Five. It's predominantly it's very heavily populated by LDS people. And you know, they saw the

They they saw the the cowboy hat and I'm here for ya. you know. This is the this is the God family freedom crowd of of of LDS and and they're in Arizona. what did they do wrong to deserve this harm? They did nothing wrong, right? They just believed a cowboy hat. The cowboy hat and the fake news about this guy being there for law and order because

He's there to make sure everything's taken care of, right? But then a little scandal comes up and and and and what's his answer, right? His answer is lies, every single bit. So he essentially told his constituents and the people who he is there to protect and serve, I I will put the in air quotes, to swallow it, to shut up, line up.

A lot did, obviously, or he wouldn't have have gotten the votes to win the primary. I don't know who his Republican challenger was and whether that person is a man of valor and dignity. but I know that this guy isn't, and this is the person that we're gonna have to beat. So that's why he is the antagonist of this show and why we're gonna expose him with some receipts.

So last or just w one more time, the victim here is the con base. They were sold a fraud and they were required to defend it as long as they believed in the the president's endorsement. So the tell is when the law shows up, right? So this is a dude who for some period of time was sending inappropriate messages and texts.

and photos to a woman and allegedly or reportedly i should say with sources he he was doing this to more than with more than one woman on his campaign staff and saying things like excessively flirty ha ha ha that's okay with me

That's reported. That was actually in a screenshot. that's not anybody making that shit up. So he goes back and forth sending pictures of his dick and all these other things that he thinks is just really ha ha ha, we're just being flirty. and then and then what happens is something goes wrong with this with this woman. And I'll talk about her in a minute, but something goes wrong and she starts forwarding pictures.

Right. And and then what does he du what does he do? He starts calling out the revenge porn statute link, class four felony. I will call DPS. Hinted he could stop DPS if she stopped. So, you know, if you just stop reporting this stuff, I won't report you for this class four felony. So

It's just gross. First of all, it's gross that these grown ups are doing this with each other and to each other to begin with. But what's really bad is that this man is wielding power. He wants to go to Congress and be one of the people that sets the rules for the rest of the people in our nation representing his constituents in Arizona. And this is now the costume that we all vote for.

As the Halloween costume that wins the best one award, right? These horrible icky fuckers who lie about their religion and God, and and and they could be no less godful. They're just the most godless fucking creeps in the world. And then when things don't go their way, they use threats. And in this guy's example,

He's protecting the law until the law starts to touch him and then he's using the law to protect him. It's just fucking gross.

So the whole tell here is it's fine to send things back and forth because that's just flirty, but it's a felony to expose it. Selective enforcement in one text thread. The badge is equal a personal shield to him, not a public trust. And on the record, not anonymous, this is not anonymous, this is a real name. Matt Hillisbeck reported to the public.

Republic, which which is the local newspaper, that this was true, that that he had been doing the sexting with with women. So we have pictures of the texts that have been exposed. We have some of the texts where he has been exposed, we have a friend of his w who confirmed that he is exposed.

So now I just want to talk about the wim the woman real fast because women, women, I don't care how many they were. And honestly, I don't care if this woman is a whore or a saint, because sex is sex. You do what you do. We're grown adults. This is America. We're supposed to be able to fuck who we fuck. And it shouldn't be a national news story. The difference here is his holier than thou proclamations about his convictions and his purity.

and his regard for the law while he breaks it and then wields it for his own protection. That's the story. And and that's the reason we want Mark Lamb to lose the fuck out of this election and for the latter day Saints in District Five of Arizona to be represented by a Democrat who's actually gonna fight for things that they need and that they want.

from their congressmen.

the dude writes a book called American Sheriff Traditional Values in a Modern World. I'd like to know where the traditional values list is, and I'd like to know which bullet on that list is sex creepy dick pictures to a young woman who is probably way out of your league in terms of how good she looks.

And what she's able to give you Yeah put that in the bullet too. Yeah. Overly attractive young women get to have my texts of my dick, and then I'm gonna run for Congress and say it's all lies, even though the pictures of my dick are out there. The banner is the other thing. God, family, and freedom. Trump endorsed this shit. Of course he did.

Trump's grabbing people by the pussy and bragging about it and never backing down from it. So this is not a good, serious person. And Congress is a good and serious place to send people to help our nation work and function better.

He says he's a constitutional sheriff, right? Slate in Media Matters, CSPOA, Richard Mack, Sheriff is the highest law twenty twenty. This is the organization that basically gave birth to was given birth by the the was it the Proud Boys or something like that. I can't find that receipt right now, but you know it's like

These are the people who are basically like, you know, if we can get the sheriffs of America behind us, insurrections are gonna be really easy to pull off nationwide. And so I'm gonna just say this is my read on this whole thing, is that the more of these sheriffs Trump can get elected, the more people are not going to be able to count on them in the time of need when a res when an insurrection happens. This is also a guy that didn't uphold

the mask ban, the the mask wearing mandate during COVID, right? Because he felt that that law and order wasn't his proclivity, wasn't his in his wheelhouse.

I'm not gonna tell you again how he says every bit of it is a law, be a lie, because you know, how many of these fuckers say that? a hundred percent of them. you know, he's he he there's a long list of allegations. He didn't address one of them discreetly and succinctly. He ducked the entire list and he blamed Keenan for whipping it out. Keenan was was his was his opponent in the primary.

Every single bit versus a screenshot that says, I will call DPS. Those are your two big receipts. Not to least not the least of which is probably a really small withered penis that he was very proud of sending this poor this poor child. so that's pretty much it. I just wanted to call out this guy is an asshole. He is not trustworthy, he is not.

Whole human being that is worried about anything but his dick and his own power. And I think we got to stand up against these people because they're taking over, and we're not gonna have the America that used to value humanity anymore. We're just gonna have a bunch of dicks running things and making things work for them, but nobody else. Okay, well, that is this installment of Bite This.

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