Natalie and Donald ... Sittin' in an UN-SAFE Flying Palace Gifted from Qatar ...

Moss (00:01) Hi there, it's Moss. I am here and so are you. This is episode four of Bite This. Reminder: this is a short form podcast. It's an opportunity for me to get on and be angry and swear a lot and call people names and do it with receipts. I'm here to share with you sound bites in the news cycle or the world of sphere that piss me off and

That give me an inability to sleep at night because I kinda can't believe that the pieces of shit who are in power and running things are so greedily collecting the money they're stealing from people, blaming it on the people they're stealing it from, and then treating us all like fucking idiots. And I'm just not gonna keep letting it happen. I'm gonna at least say something about it. So that's what this podcast is about.

try and do this faster. This is my third take. I keep getting off on tangents because I get very worked up. So this episode is titled Natalie and Donald Sitting in an unsafe flying palace gifted from the Emir of Qatar. And I'm sure you've heard that we have this new Air Force One ish plane. 400 million dollar gift from what

some could call a non-ally of America. and when we get gifts from people who shouldn't be giving us gifts because we have emoluments laws and and also just conflict of interest principles we have to know that something's up right so the Americatar wants something turns out he's not gonna get it Trump lied to him about what

what he was gonna do and so now the the emir's got egg on his face he gave the president this big expensive plane and president's reneged on on the things that he was gonna do for the emir. So surprise, surprise, the man who demands loyalty has no loyalty. But I'm gonna start to just talk about the harm here because the harmed here are the professionals who said Donald Trump, that plane isn't safe, right?

To begin with, right? The the there's a senator who wrote an open letter that said this thing is gonna cost over a billion dollars to secure to the standard that we need secured so that the president of our nation remains safe. Same standard as the other Air Force One that we have, and same standard as the two Air Force Ones, which surprisingly are in production right now at the tune of three point nine billion dollars, the two of them.

So this president wants four Air Force Ones. and and he wants them now. The taxpayer's eating the bill for this, right? So, you know, don't think you triple chump chumpers and trumpers, don't think that you've created this this this you know America is great again. Bullshit. America's not great. It's gotten worse every day this man's been in power and running it. And

He's lying about everything he's telling you that's been good. None of it's been good. All of it's been lies. And you sit there and you defend him. And you watch Fox News. And Fox News does it too. And I'm telling you that everybody who is in charge of the networks that's spitting that's spitting these lies at you, they're all getting fucking stinky rich off of those lies. Every single one of them. And you're sitting there watching it.

Like a drug addict, you can't stop listening to how great this man is, how awful that socialist democrats are, you know, that we're just turning into a communist country now because apparently we think that, you know, stinky rich people, making poor people poorer and subjugating them is bad. But the plane is the problem here. It's really a a symbol. And and the the professionals

Who are there to take care of this president and to secure our country, we're told to shut the fuck up. Because you know what? The president and Natalie got to do what they wanted to do. Right? It wasn't until the win the wimpy little piece of shit president we have was told that he might get killed, that there was a threat that the that the unsecure plane might get shot down.

That's what made him get off the plane. It wasn't that they said, you know what, Mr. President, that young woman that you're with who's got access to every secret that only the president should really have, or people with security clearance, that woman shouldn't be with you on this plane. That's not what they said. And if they did, would he have listened? No. So, you know, three point nine billion dollars for the two that are on their way.

Trump insists that we retrofit this one and and that and that it's gonna be another billion dollars of our money. You know, we've got the lake, whatever that reflecting pool is, that had to be America Blue, right? Remember that? We have a ballroom that everybody else was gonna pay for, which by the way was also conflict of interest. And so now we're taking bribes from other businessmen who are gonna pay for this thing. But guess what? They're not. They're not paying for it. Donald Trump is making your taxpaying dollars pay for it. So

It's all a fucking lie. It's all a fucking lie.

This uncleared human, 35, human printer, she prints his news, she flirts with him, and she tells him horribly syncophantic things that are almost horrifying, right? She's had this access to the president, more access than anybody else has for over a year. White House counsel and security flagged her and and and said, enough is enough. You know, the news cycle is it's humiliating. Trump personally intervened, and now suddenly.

According to two anonymous sources only, not official sources. And if they were official sources and they stood at a podium and said anything, they're lying anyway, because that's all they do. So miraculously she got cleared after a year. Now why why it why it took a year and then why all of a sudden when Trump said, I'm intervening, get her clearance done, she got cleared. I'm betting she was not cleared. And I'd like to see some proof.

Because this man lies like a fucking rug. That's all there is to it.

Osof was heroic, right? All he did was say that the president's not interested in helping solve this Middle East crisis that he created, this war, this forever war that you know, we're now what over seven months in, six months in? And and and and and and and and all he said was that Donald would rather fly on this insecure plane with and and travel with Natalie and the right wing news

cycle just blew up like he had called her a dirty skanky whore on l national television, which by the way is something that Donald Trump calls people all the time. So the President of the United States can use horrible, awful language. The the news right wing news media can echo it and and amplify it and say it over and over and over and over again all day long so that their base is just

ignorantly drilled with bad information and lies. And then if a rising star in the Democratic Party, somebody who's really there for the working class of this country, says something that they don't like, even if it's tame by all other comparison, they fucking blow up.

One other thing I just want to say is that this Natalie Harp girl, she takes care of all of his posts now, right? So gone are the days when, you know, you fifi or whatever that fucking shit was that he couldn't spell. I even can't even remember what it was supposed to be, but Kofefi, what was it? I don't know. Anyway, all the misspellings are gone. This girl can actually spell, which is just amazing. Thirty-five years old and she can spell. so we're seeing much more literate

versions of the blasphemy, but she's managing to get the all caps in when he wants it and all that stuff because she knows how he likes it.

So the whole con in one frame we'll ground a we'll ground a plane, but we won't vet a person for security. What's that about? Right? What the fuck is that about?

The plane gets a billion in scrubbing, the human gets a hall pass assigned with a heart over the eye. Isn't that cute? We trust her. No, really, we trust her. She's Christian. She's totally Christian. It's not security, it's cosplay. This is the American government in theater with a casting problem. That's what it is. We can't vet the president, he's been elected, right?

Believe me he should be vetted, but nobody cared to have vetted before they elected him. And the the people who elected him, they don't care. They don't care about America. They are not patriots. These are people who want to see America go away and they want to live in a little Christian bubble and they want everybody else murdered or shipped away. And when they do, they're not going to have good food.

good clothes, good movies, good music, they're not gonna have anything because the people that make things of beauty, of value

These are all the people they don't like. And they have no talent. Their only talent is fake Jesus. That's all they can do is talk about their warrior status for fake Jesus. So here's my fuck you back. Don't lecture me about your enemies. Don't call me your enemy. Don't retrofit a jet to Fort Knox and then hand an uncleared syncophant.

your eyes, your attention, and the secrets of our great nation. You, fake President Donald Trump, are a bitch and you're making everybody else in America your bitch so that you can get rich. And that's not gonna fly well as your time comes to its close.

Peace out. Subscribe. That's my rant. Thank you for listening. I appreciate your attention. And I'll come back with with a take on something else that pisses me off, probably sooner than than you're ready. Have a great evening.