Show Your Work or Shut Your Mouth
Here is how it actually went down at the mic, no cleanup. Our orange would-be king gets on primetime in July and screams that 250,000 non-citizens across four states had been voting illegally. NPR reports it, and reports that DHS pointed to zero evidence. They just made the number. Then it becomes 16,000 in Nevada. Then, when Nevada says show us the receipts, it becomes 185 they'd actually vouch for, and even then they won't hand over the data behind those 185. And the punchline nobody should sleep on: the same agency that won't show its work is threatening prison for the county clerks who ask to see it.
That's the whole Byte in one breath. Now let me walk you through it, because every ugly turn is on tape or on paper, and it deserves to be seen in order.
Who actually eats this
Before I name a single person to hate, I want you looking at the right face. The harmed here are your brothers and your sisters, your aunts and uncles, your nieces and nephews. Anyone over 18 who's a citizen and can vote. These are the people who get scrubbed off a roll they belong on, less than three months before Election Day, on the strength of a number the government itself can't stand behind.
Nevada's own deputy secretary of state for elections said the quiet part out loud on the recorded call. The state doesn't want to inadvertently accuse a citizen of not being one, and then that person is terrified and disenfranchised from the process. That's the fear. That's your neighbor. Hold them there, because everything after this is how they got put in the crosshairs.
Watch the number melt
Follow the count as it shrinks in DHS's own hands.
It starts as a shout. Trump, primetime in July, tells the country his administration found more than 250,000 non-citizens on the voter rolls of Nevada and three other states. Per NPR, no evidence for illegal voting. Zero. He just made the number.
Then comes the ceiling. DHS zeroes in on Nevada and says it found close to 16,000 non-citizens on the state's list. Wipe these names, they say. Nevada asks about that number. And DHS admits on the call that 16,000 was "the ceiling," the absolute top-end guess, and that every single voter still had to be manually reviewed. So already the scary number is a maybe.
Then comes the real number. One day later, DHS hands Nevada a list of exactly 185 ID numbers. The voters it says it's actually confident about. From 250,000, to 16,000, to 185. That last one is the only number they'd put their name on.
Then comes the refusal, and this is the tell. Nevada asks the obvious thing: show us the data behind those 185. The names, the birthdates, the matches. And the USCIS side writes back that they'd prefer to just hand over the voter ID and let Nevada figure it out. Meanwhile DHS says it still has more than 14,000 Nevada voters that "need additional review." Still hanging out there. Still unproven.
Nevada put its answer in writing on August 20: they can't conduct an analysis without real verifiable information. So they're out. They won't pull a single citizen off the rolls on a spreadsheet nobody will explain. Good.
Now the actors, in their own mouths
Heather Honey. Ooh, Heather Honey. The point person running the non-citizen-voter project. Per NPR, she pushed election falsehoods before she landed this gig, which makes you wonder what exactly she was qualified for. On the call she plays it sweet: I'm an open book, we're acting in good faith, we just want to help you. And then she doesn't open the book. So fuck you. How dare you go on your nice-lady routine, work to screw people out of their vote, and then wave off a number that was wrong by a factor of a thousand like it's a typo. Oops, wrong count, let's keep purging.
Nicolas Bartell, USCIS. Told Nevada the agency was moving 40 additional staff to do nothing but comb through voter rolls. Forty people. That's your tax money. Forty federal salaries spent hunting a quarter-million ghosts, and the deliverable was 185 they'd vouch for and a wall on the evidence for even those. A government paying people to prove a falsehood that can't be proven, so it can keep the story alive.
Secretary Markwayne Mullin. The hinge of the whole thing, and a genuine piece of work. Back in July he promised DHS would keep releasing these analyses during early voting and while ballots are being counted, and then went straight to the muscle. Maximum pressure. Fines. Penalties. And, depending how far it goes, prison time. Against whom? Local election officials who don't jump when DHS says jump. He is threatening to jail people for doing their jobs with clean procedures, while his own side runs no procedures at all.
And here's the contradiction, named plain. On the same set of calls, when Nevada asked whether the feds were investigating any of their election officials, DHS said no. No criminal referrals. None. So the prison talk is a loaded gun waved in public and quietly holstered in private, aimed at people whose only crime is asking to see the evidence.
The shaky bit, flagged out loud
Honesty tenet, no laundering. NPR confirmed Pennsylvania had a similar call and, notably, never even got a short list. The line that it was clear DHS didn't have confidence in the numbers they'd stated publicly comes from an official who didn't have permission to speak publicly. So call it what it is: one anonymous voice, consistent with everything on tape, but not itself a receipt. The receipts are the recording and the emails. That's the solid 90. This is the shaky 10, and I'm telling you so to your face.
The part that grinds my teeth
Put the whole con on one table. DHS went on primetime and told 300 million people it caught a quarter-million non-citizens voting. One state said prove it, and the number melted in their hands. 250,000 to 16,000, and they cop that 16,000 was the ceiling, their most generous fantasy. Then 16,000 to 185 they'd sign. And when Nevada says fine, show us how you matched those 185 human beings to "non-citizen," DHS says nah, we'd prefer to just hand you a voter ID. An open book. Good faith. From the woman whose résumé, per NPR, includes pushing election bullshit before she got the badge to do it official.
And credit where it's due: Nevada grew a very large pair. Show me the match, they said. And when they heard we'd prefer to just give you a voter ID, they said open book my ass. Good for you, Nevada. We need more states with the spine to push back on these idiots.
But here's the thing that should make your teeth grind. This same agency, the one that won't show its work, the one whose ceiling number was off by a factor of a thousand from what it would defend, this same agency has a Cabinet secretary on the record threatening prison for the county clerk who won't purge a citizen off a spreadsheet they refuse to explain. Read that back. Maximum pressure. Fines. Penalties. Prison time. For the crime of saying I can't scrub a citizen off the rolls on numbers you won't show me.
That's not election security. That's a shakedown wearing a lanyard. You don't threaten to jail people for demanding evidence you actually have. You threaten to jail them because you don't. The threat is the tell. The whole 250,000 was a number picked to sound scary on TV, and the prison talk is there to keep anyone with real voter files from checking the receipts before Election Day, because the second they do, it collapses to 185 and a shrug.
And who eats it? Not Mullin. Not Honey. Your neighbor. Flagged by a match nobody will explain, staring down a purge, terrified and disenfranchised, because DHS needed a headline more than it needed to be right, and it's willing to threaten jail to keep anyone from noticing the difference.
DHS lies? Really? No. The lie isn't the shocking part. The shocking part is they'll threaten to cage the people who ask them to stop. Show your work or shut your mouth. You don't get to point a felony at a poll worker over a number you won't even let them see. Period. End of story.
Peace out. Subscribe, like, and leave your comments on our website. We'll be back when the next Byte hits. This has been Byte This, I'm Moss.
Show notes
- NPR, Joffe-Block and Parks, "DHS acknowledges the noncitizen numbers it touted on voter rolls were inflated," Aug. 25, 2026: npr.org/2026/08/25/nx-s1-5940807/noncitizen-voters-trump-nevada-call
- The New York Times, first report of the Nevada call, Aug. 20, 2026: nytimes.com/2026/08/20/us/politics/trump-nevada-voter-election-fraud.html
- NPR, "Trump's claims of 250,000 non-U.S. citizens on voter rolls leave some states baffled," July 31, 2026: npr.org/2026/07/31/nx-s1-5906708/trump-claim-noncitizens-midterms-election-interference-voter-rolls
- NPR, "In primetime speech, Trump doesn't provide evidence for illegal voting," July 16, 2026: npr.org/2026/07/16/nx-s1-5896448/trump-election-address
- ABC News, "Mullin threatens to withhold aid from states that don't comply with DHS election directives," July 18, 2026
- UPI, "DHS threatens state officials with prison time over election security," July 17, 2026
- Secretary Mullin / DHS post announcing the ~16,000 Nevada figure: x.com/SecMullinDHS
Sourcing flag: Spine is the recording plus records obtained via public-records request, solid. The Pennsylvania quote is a single anonymous official, shaky, and said so out loud.
Moss (00:00) Hi, this is Moss, and you're here to listen to Bite This. This is a short form video and podcast, and we are here to call out the lies and the deceit and the fuckery that's happening at all levels of our current government and the sick infancy that is driving what we know will be a response to a blue tsunami that includes more voter suppression and more
More lies and potentially a second insurrection that this president will also incite so that he can live in his bunker and stay in his palace. but we are hellbent on getting these things demystified and calling these fuckers out for the little cunts that they are, and we're gonna make sure everybody knows as as much as we can. So there you have it.
So today's episode is really about the DHS lying about people who are non-citizens voting. it kind of all started with our orange would-be Job of the Hutt King in July. he got on got on Primetime News and started screaming that 250,000 non-citizens in four states had been voting illegally and were part of the part of the state roles. And
And of course, NPR reported that they said this, but had no evidence. They pointed to zero evidence. They just made the number, right? And so then DHS says, okay, well, okay, you know what? It's only 16,000 votes voters in Nevada. Let's just look, let's zero in on Nevada. And so they did. they went to Nevada and they said, We want you to wipe these 16,000 names off your role. So Nevada said, could you could you
Give us more about that number. He said, Well, don't worry about it. That's the it's the absolute most that we know we can call non-citizens. And they said, Okay, well, we would we would really like to see the receipts for that. Tell us, give us all the information you have on these people, and we'll pursue it. The next day, the DHS returns with 185 IDs that they're saying they'd actually vouch for.
So the number went from Trump's 250,000, which he probably fucking made up because he doesn't know how to do anything but make shit up. And then DH said said realistically it's probably closer to 16,000, but we haven't really looked at those either. And then when they were forced to look, they said, yes, we definitely have 185. But then Nevada was like, you know what? This is the third number we got. The first two weren't very accurate at all.
So we w what we'd like to do is we'd like to see the data behind your hundred and eighty-five before we purge our roles.
and Voked, the U S C I S guy, he'd say we prefer to just hand you the voter ID, right? it'd be better if we just handed you the voter ID, because cause you know, there might be fourteen thousand that still need additional review, and so we're we're not prepared to give you the evidence right yet.
So Nevada said on paper, we can't analyze without real verifiable information. So we're we're out. We're not we're done. And we're not gonna take anyone off of our rolls. I want to remind you that the harmed here are your brothers and your sisters and your aunts and your uncles and your nieces and your nephews and people anyone over 18 that is a citizen that can vote. These are the harmed people. So we know a lot of these people because they're everybody around us.
And all somebody has to do in the DHS is throw their weight around, right? So now let's get to the actors real fast. Heather Honey. Ooh, Heather Honey. I wonder where she's sweet. Point person. Per NPR, she pushed the election falsehoods before this gig as a whole livelihood, which I wonder why she got the gig. I I I wonder if she was even qualified or if she was just qualified to be.
A rant machine. Anyway, she says, I'm an open book. It's all done in very good faith. I just want to help you. But then she doesn't open the book. So fuck you. Fuck you. How dare you go on your little fake Christian rant about how nice you are, screw people out of their voting privileges, and then just say, Oops, wrong number. Let's just keep going. Nicholas Bartell, USCIS, he added 40 additional staff to do nothing.
But comb through these roles. This is American taxpayer money. Your taxes went to finding 185 out of 250,000, and they couldn't even quantify or justify the 185 any data. So we have a government that is paying other people to do work to prove falsehoods that are unprovable so that they can defend.
An insurrection that they are planning years in advance. This is exactly what these people are doing. And then there's Secretary Mark Wayne Mullen. He's the hinge, right? He is such a fucking cunt. What this guy does is he starts telling people they're gonna go to prison, the local officials, if they don't comply with his orders to just purge voter rolls. Fines, penalties, and prison time is what he said.
Really? How is that American? You have people doing their jobs, you have people doing their jobs with very clean procedures, you're doing your job with no procedures, and then you're threatening to put him in jail for asking you questions. So the contradiction here is same calls. Fed is investigating Nav Nevada's officials? No. Zero crimin zero criminal
Referrals were made. Prison talk is a loaded gun waved in public, but it's holstered in private because they know that they are going down. The shaky flag it out loud. Pennsylvania official is anonymous. They do not have confidence. The public numbers were accurate. One voice, not a receipt. The tape and the emails, those are the receipts.
Okay, so this is kind of the piece of it all. Primetime, a quarter million. Nevada says prove it. It melts to sixteen thousand is a ceiling, and then a hundred and eighty-five that they'll sign, but they still won't provide the data to prove that those hundred and eighty-five need to be pulled from the rolls. Nevada, they grew a very large pair. These are our high T states. If you want to be, you know, Mr.
President of War, whatever the fucker's name is, Heg Seth. These are our high T states, right? They've taken their testosterone shots. They say, Show me the match. Show me the match. And when they heard we'd prefer to just give you a voter ID, they said, Open book my ass. Good for you, Nevada. Good for you. We need more we need more high T states to push back on these fucking idiots.
The thing I grind my teeth about though is the same agency that won't show its work threatens prison for a county clerk who won't purge a citizen off of a spreadsheet that the that that they can't explain. Right? The same agency that won't show its work will threaten prison for a county clerk because they're not purging a citizen off spreadsheets that don't show their work.
You don't jail people for demanding evidence you have. You jail people because you don't have any evidence. The threat, that is the tell that you never had it to begin with. And who eats it? Not mullen, not honey. Your neighbor does. They're terrified, they're disenfranchised. It's just fucking crazy. And this is exactly what they want. So the lie isn't the shock. Caging people who ask you to stop lying is.
Showing your work or shut your mouth. You don't point a felony at a poll worker over a number. You won't even let them see. Period. End of story. Okay, that's the end of this rant. please look at my show notes that accompany this podcast. You'll get a lot of information there. In addition to all of the receipts from from the information that fed my my rant here today.
and a pointer to my website, bithispod.com. Cheers and have a have a great day and look forward to my next rant.